lower the floor

The act of defecating or farting to make room for more food

see also, raise the ceiling

That meal was so big I had to lower the floor halfway through.

He eats so much because he stops to lower the floor during every meal.

by RolDes19 October 26, 2012

Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

by Stbm January 4, 2003

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003

floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway

Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.

by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012

floorpunch

hardcore dance move where one bends at the waist and does an exaggerated motion as if about to punch the floor.

that floorpunch was brutal

by hxc October 11, 2003

Floor

A beautiful Dutch name and such a beautiful girl. She's very kind, caring, warm, lovely, smart, stunning, gorgeous, funny, hot, beautiful, musical, honest and a true sweetheart. She has the best music taste ever and when she plays a song on her guitar and sings, you could listen to her for days. A great best friend to have and she always makes you smile. You always can talk to her when you're sad. God.. she's so beautiful, especially when she smiles. Her blue eyes always tell you a story. Everytime when you see her, you can't wait till the next time you see her again. You won't regret knowing her. She's an angel in real life. In the future, one lucky guy will marry you.

you better don't break Floor's heart

by Reetjex December 26, 2016

floor mess

Emptied bowels that happen to have fallen to the floor.

Karen left the party at 6am, but not before she left a floor mess.

by James Vanderball August 18, 2006