frientourage

The aggregate of family members, friends, friends-of-friends, classmates, co-workers, admirers, etc.--and any combination thereof, past and present--who have become your friend or contact on a social networking site (e.g. facebook, twitter, or MySpace), then follow and comment on your daily activities.

Jason: So I got pretty hammered at the bar last Friday. Photographic evidence was posted and tagged on facebook this morning. Chris: Uh-oh. What has the rest of the frientourage said about it?
Jason: Those who know me IRL didn't have much to say--they've seen it before. A guy I worked with at my last job wants me to invite him along next time. The worst part was my aunt, who saw the pics and told my mom. Mom called all worried and asked if I had "a problem".

by Jason March January 23, 2009

Fluent Nonsense

When you don't know majority of the words in the English language, so you just make up your own words, or you substitute in the wrong words for different meanings.

Shanay-Nay: What will happen to me if I drink this ???

Mashira: You will get inflamaragimato.

Shanay-Nay: Whats that ???

Mashira: Its when your colonizationalator burns.

Shanay-Nay: What language are you speaking ???

Mashira: Its Fluent Nonsense.

by kallmekween November 13, 2010

Fluent in Typo

A cognizance of meaning in text that is riddled with typographical errors. Typically used to prevent individuals from sending repeated corrections for spelling errors.

sms from Jane: "Wil met yuo @ 6ish"
2 seconds later...

sms from Jane: "Will = Will, met = meet, yuo = you"
sms from John: "No worries, I'm fluent in typo"

by EkoZulu April 8, 2011

Flintsticking

The act of bothering a person to a point so that they confront you and tell you to stop saying stuff especially about the House of Blues cause it hurts their feelings

Man I was flintsticking this guy so hard he nearly blew a gasket; he grabbed me by my shirt and told me to shut the hell up.

by HOB extreme December 28, 2011

fluent ozzy osbourne

When you are so drunk you sound like the famous rock star Ozzy Osbourne when speaking.

Person 1: df;j;ajfjfkjfajghhahfhg
Person 2: I think you are speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne again.

by Thoffman678 December 10, 2017

fluent

when her puss puss gets so wet there remains not enough resistance to build up

Damn her fifi was fluent last night. I mean I get it but that shit needs to hurt to be effective.

by Krkič June 12, 2020

Fred Flintsphone

Fred Flintsphone...an old ass phone or primitive phone like a jitterbug

I sent my grandmom a .jpg but it took her 4 days to download it cuz she got a Fred Flintsphone

by Fursey O'Veebee April 13, 2018