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Feeding the Monkey 

Ethics of Smoking 101: Feeding the Monkey.
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".

1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).

2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".

3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!

Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY

Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!

You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"
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feeding the fish 

From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.
He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.
feeding the fish by mook February 21, 2005

feeding the trolls 

The act of prescribing corrective spectacles to a patient(s) who claims to have bilateral distance blur, but who does not have an actual refractive error or underlying pathology to warrant the claim of having bilateral distance blur.
Stop feeding the trolls when they don't really need the glasses!!

feeding the ducks 

A word used by lamers with no real friends who visit the simpons forum.
"Phil, Aaron, Ricket and those other gays guys feed the ducks together while looking at gay porn"
feeding the ducks by Youarealllame November 7, 2003

feeding the pont 

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.
chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.
feeding the pont by howie December 1, 2003

Feeding the Birdy

Getting really drunk at a party, throwing up all over someone, and then making out with them covered in puke, like when a mother bird feeds her children puke.
I thought the party was going to suck because I was so drunk, but then me and some girl did something called "Feeding the Birdy."

feeding the hamster 

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

See sounding
After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.
feeding the hamster by C. Kret August 5, 2008