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Ethics of Smoking 101: Feeding the Monkey.
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".

1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).

2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".

3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!

Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY

Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!

You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
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1. A synthesis of the words "congratulations" and "dude" into a play on words that originates from "gratitude".

2. The most humble of all gestures.

3. What you show to yo main niggas! (if you are white, then your dudes, if you are Mexican; then your Homies)

4. Used to solve the complexities of mandkind
That act dissevers some phat gratidude, you had a baby recently!

When you score with your wife on your honeymoon after getting married, and you totally love each other and will continue to love each other until the other dies. "that deserves major "gratidude"!

When you look back on your life, you look at back with a positive amplitude, you deserve some "gratidude"!
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