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Fenton

The terrible, sinking, feeling you get when something you worked very hard on is suddenly irreparably changed for the worst by the inconsiderate action(s) of an individual or small group.
Situational:
1. You spend all day working on that last minute assignment and after having completed it and left the room only breifly discover your pet dog/cat/parrot/liger has destroyed the fruits of your labour. This is all made worse by them trying to, in their own simple way, tell you that everything is fine.

2. The free from corporate interests social network for hospitality exchange I spent 5 years participating in just got sold out to the tune of 7.6 million without myself or the vast majority of 3 million members being consulted.

Conversational:
Person 1. 'What is wrong with you? You look sad.'
Person 2. 'I just got dumped by my partner. Completley out of the blue. They are seeing somebody else already. I feel pure fenton.'

Person 1. 'This shit is making me mad and fenton. I don't know if I should scream or puke. Maybe I'll do both.'
Person 2. 'Calm down dear. Everything is ok.'
Person 1. 'Fuck off! You did this to me!'

Horribe person (probably some kind of evil nemisis, but not a very bright one).
'I fentoned them all so hard they will be crying for a year while I count my illicit money. Muhahahaha. Muahahahaha. Hahahaha. Muhahahaha.'
by Dissapointed Free Spirit September 4, 2011
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box factory

Something that's extremely boring, to the point of coma-inducing
Referring to a Simpsons Episode in which Bart's class visits a box factory (Season 5 1F11, Bart Gets Famous)
X: "How was school today?"
Y: "Pure box factory."
by Neelay January 18, 2007
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A leader or most respected or feared of the gang
"Jordan is the fenton of the gang for sure"
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ass factor

The number of times your ass leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. Useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work.
If I eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that's an ass factor of 2 (ass leaves couch, get pizza, ass touches seat), whereas going to Burger King is an ass factor of 4 (ass leaves couch, touches car seat, leaves car seat and then touches couch).

If I get up and get a beer, that's an ass fact or of 2. If you get it for me, that's an ass factor of 0.
by Pancreas100 March 7, 2009
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care factor

A term associated with one's ability to care about a certain situation.
Kiss ass: "Ray, my supervisor said that those reports you did will have to be resubmitted for approval."

Ray: "My Care Factor reads 3 point 2."
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