fart

A melodic sound released from an instrument known as the anus. It also smells very nice.

Jennifer - What was that beautiful sound you made?
Josh - I just let out a fart in F# major.
Jennifer - I want to do it!
Josh - "Splurrrrrrrrrt" oops, it looks like I just farted out the A scale.
Jennifer - You're so romantic Josh, I love you.

by Kadaken October 15, 2006

Farting

1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack

2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room

3). It is very annoying when other people do it.

4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.

Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits

by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020

fart

a fart is a gas that comes out of someone's asshole, it also reminds me of the smell of apav.

a fart is something that comes out your asshole

by bigjose November 22, 2018

fart

noun; 1.a minor explosion between the buttocks, caused by too much gas in the large intestine.

2. something that feels really good, especially when you hold it in for hours because you don't want anyone to hear or smell it.

3. stress release

4. something that annoys people and causes you to get punched

Danny let out a big fart in class because he just ate some bean burritos for breakfast.


When Johnny farted, all the girls ran away.

by SpLaShy October 15, 2006

farting

A sport.

Let's go farting after school.

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

farte

A word that means fart when played in Bananagrams.

Catherine connected the words "queef" and "jet" using the word "farte"

by Cafronius August 17, 2010

fart

Intestinal wind passing over poop.

That fart smells like shit.

by chokka December 3, 2006