false boobs

when the bra a girl is wearing makes her boobs appear good sized, until you take it off and discover they really are not.

i didn't let him take off my bra because it gives me false boobs.

by metdizzle December 3, 2007

False Flag Nuclear Attack

A nuclear attack performed by a government on its own people to forward its own social agenda.

"The American people wouldn't let the US invade Iran, so the US nuked itself and blamed it on Iranian nationals".

by Hixx September 6, 2005

falsetto

During a sexual act, a high pitch tone/scream, usually done by a female. However, males can reach it too.

Yo bro, last night I got this girl in a deep ass falsetto.

by Miiiiike February 10, 2008

false metal

Metal that does not come from the heart. Metal in which the artists show no passion. Metal which is made for the sole purpose of being marketed and whored out to every mindless dimwit out there who believes that listening to a popular band will make them "hardcore."

Unlike what many of the other people here have said, false metal is NOT simply any band that you don't like. If I didn't like Iron Maiden (and just for the record I DO like them), does that give me the right to say they are false metal? No! And you know why? Because their music DOES come from the heart, and the performers DO have a strong passion for it.

It's the same with many other bands out there. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it is false metal, even though it's true that many bands out there whose music DOES suck do play false metal.

I'm going to avoid listing some "false metal" bands to avoid controversy. However, a lot of the big bands on the list should be quite obvious if you're a big metal fan.

by Someone who likes metal July 6, 2007

false hottiness

to see a guy/girl from a distance and declare that they are attractive, and then see them up close only to realize that they are not.

Friend 1: "Check out the fine girl coming this way..."
(Girl gets closer)

Friend 2: "Yo man, don't declare false hottiness."

by Flight Dogg September 20, 2005

Fardel

A burden.

(From Hamlet) Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life. OR Mexican: "I can't believe I have to carry this stupid fardel all over the job site!"

by Stupendousguy August 28, 2011

false metal

nu-metal are the enemies in which we can never forgive !!!!!!!

he listens to nu-metal while he has sex with his father

by J July 17, 2004