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get out of fail free card

can be given or requested
for use when u do something douche-baggy, asshole-ish or embarrassing while drunk..
ie
Stan:"Damn Cody, u hit on my sister, sucker punched my roommate and pissed all over my girls car!!!"

Cody:"yyyeehh...Dude u gonna have to let me hold a get out of fail free card on this one. I don't usually drink the white....come on"
by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009
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Parental Fail

When your parents either are unreasonably strict and controlling or are drug dealers. And not the fun kind of drug dealers, either.
"Oh my gosh, my parents are making me drop my AP class and Jazz Band! They're such parental fails!"
by Vanessa(: August 30, 2009
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Youtube Fail

"He just faceplanted!"
"oh that's a youtube fail!"
by iyoutuber March 15, 2009
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senses fail

One of the best bands I have ever heard im my life. Both of their CD's are good
the first and the second one. If you haven't heard of them yet you should definetly check them out.
by Enna B. January 9, 2005
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NNN fail explanation

The reason your homie failed no nut November is because he wasn’t strong enough to survive. Although it was for a good reason as I told him about Riley Reid on porn hub and how to make a fake flesh light. you get a glass, put sponges around the inside then put some rubber gloves into it to fit ur dong size. You should try it! Use this to explain to someone as to why you failed no nut November.
Some dude: yo have u failed yet
The other guy: um yeah......
Some dude: dude wtf ur weak bruh
The other guy: read this NNN fail explanation, cunt
by Stop giving it the biggun November 12, 2019
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Fail Tactic

When a person or entity repeats the same thing over and over again unsuccessfully, expecting a positive outcome each time.
a tank rush noob getting pwned by rocket men in command and conquer 3, rather than realising the folly of their fail tactic they will continue to pump out as many tanks as possible expecting to win.

"tank rush = fail tactic"
by mynicknamerocks February 17, 2009
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Medium Fail

Failure on a Sub-Epic level and/or repeated minor failures.
Joshua Tracy Atwood is refereed to as Medium Fail for repeatedly giving mostly correct answers to his peers failing to provide the correct answer to the pivotal part of the question.
by Demonico62 May 4, 2009
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