fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

Fumblecock

the perfect insult to call a person when normal words just aren't enough.

"He is a woman-hating misogynist fumblecock."

by Sammi Wolfe April 29, 2013

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. Pub toilet. Panic. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

'I made it to the toilet, but my thumb slipped and I suffered Fumblescrote'.

by Glennyboy December 18, 2015

fumblefuck

someone who constantly drops things and is extremely clumsy.

I cannot believe what a fumblefuck, a can be.

by dizziupthegirl April 19, 2016

fumblearn

Learning by trial by fumbling your way through life

We will fumblearn how to do this as a team

by tehkayd June 29, 2017

Fullerest House

Future show after Fuller House

Anay: Hey Madison, have you seen Fuller House?
Madison: Yeah, Anay, I just finished, next up is Fullerest House.

by Fullerest June 5, 2020

fumble dung

When your getting up from taking a number two,and drop something in the toilet before flushing.

Did I really just fumble dung my phone on that big turd!!!!!?????

by Seniorpappy October 18, 2022