Gambler’s Old Fashioned

Intentionally getting an old fashioned (hand job) in risky situations and places where the likelihood of being caught is extremely high and risky. The thrill of gambling with getting caught combined with the physical pleasure of a vigorous handy is intoxicating.

Rachel was picking out bananas with one hand and giving me a gambler’s old fashioned with the other in the produce isle at the Walmart.

I shot my custard all over the blackboard in class just before the bell. That gambler’s old fashioned is incredible.

I’m pretty sure the drive thru chick at Starbucks realized I was getting a gambler’s old fashioned when Rachel was ordering a vanilla latte.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2018

fashanda

something super sick and unexplainable

That hoe is fashanda in the bed,
That was some fashanda shit yesterday

by mac/kevin April 10, 2009

old-fashioned

A hand-job, particularly as an alternative to dome

She wasn't trying to blow me, but she hooked me up with an old-fashioned.

by cuban April 26, 2005

fashion statement

Clothes that draw attention to the person who wears them.

You wanna make a fashion statement? Wear this dress!

by wmem May 9, 2006

fashion crime

wearing clothes that do not match or look altogether stupid

That man in the too-tight jeans and yellow sweater is a walking fashion crime.

by Butchie December 19, 2003

fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.

Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

fashion constipated

when faced with many outfit/fashion choices, knowing that u have the means and inspiration inside you but lack the potential outlet... and don't have the force for that one extra push... pun intended

i have loads of ideas floating in my head right now
its just that i cant pin one down 'cause i want to wear my new levis and the top i bought from playlife with it. but i want to wear a dress. but i want to wear a skirt. i feel fashion constipated and that's worse than being actually constipated!

by nix23889 January 18, 2008