A fig

A straight male who has a so called “soft spot” for elderly females. Although a fig can be any age they tend to be between the ages 15 and 25. Furthermore, although not directly linked to the “fig” status, studies have shown that there is a clear corresponding factor of erectile dysfunction. Possibly due to a few too many hours looking at Susan Boyle’s Britains got talent performance.

“Oi Pete mate had any lady action recently?”
“Yes, yes I have thank you Freddie”

“Ah don’t tell me your going back to your fig habits”
“Oh crud stop calling me a fig grr”

by Rd29 July 27, 2019

Anal fig blast

When u blast those nether regions with one or many peeled gingers.

I gave Charlene her punishment last night. An anal fig blast was imperative to my survival!

by Mr Spunk July 10, 2016

moldy fig

(n.) A term used (mainly by beboppers) to describe someone whose musical tastes are old or out of date.

"Did you hear what John was playing at his party last night? Man, that guy is such a moldy fig."

by DJ MoldyFig September 15, 2017

420 fig nig

420 fig nig

An african-american man who makes 420 figures a year.

That guy shaquille o'neal is such a 420 fig nig

by allahsword226 April 24, 2021

I don't give a fig

It means, I don't give a fuck

I don't give a fig if you own a PhD in International Relations, I am the boss here!

by Brasf June 23, 2016

Tazmanian Fig Picker

A person of middle eastern descent. ie. inner city cabbie

"God damn tazmanian fig picker, could have at least dropped me off in the neighborhood"

by Lazy cabbies not appreciated March 12, 2008

ginger fig

A red headed faggot

Joey is such a ginger fig

by #TOSK February 20, 2017