Expressay

A word used to describe a peice of writting that does not take on a typical essay format or any other common form of writting but is rather a freeverse rant or emotional piece of writting.

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by Teleminds April 3, 2009

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Sneaky Espresso

A sneaky espresso is when a barista or coffee maker puts poo, either human or animal, into a rude customer's coffee or hot beverage. Those well trained in executing the sneaky espresso can do so without the customer ever realising they are drinking shit.

"Man, how rude was that customer!"

"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"

by ChinChinMan November 14, 2011

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Glutton Express

A "train" of mo's *morbidly obese* following one another.

Dave:look at the mo's at Walmart
Ken:yeah, they are forming a glutton express with their motorized wheelchairs!

by Colin Lapasky January 24, 2006

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porcelain express

Slang term for the toilet when being used for an extended period of time, usually during an illness such as vomiting or diarrhea.

There was something wrong with the food last night, he's been riding the porcelain express all morning.

Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.

by maxxus July 16, 2006

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Tapioca Express

Tapioca Express is a Taiwanese American fast food chain specializing in bubble tea, coffee, and a variety of fruit juices and slushes, occasionally including sushi and some light Asian snacks. Tapioca Express has locations in California, Texas, Colorado, Nevada, Hawaii, Washington, and Canada.

I haven't been to Tapioca Express in months, but last time I went, I found all these TABs and their ricer boyfriends there.

by The Tea Expert October 9, 2006

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