don't even trip

cuz fliped on me, i told ol' boy don't even trip
by Dolla December 01, 2003
Get the don't even trip mug.

dont even trip

"to not stress/get angry or get hyped about something"
"girl dont even trip about that boy, he aint worth yo time"
by eastindiangurl November 26, 2003
Get the dont even trip mug.

I can’t even

When someone or something is so absurd , you can’t deal with them.

You are so over it that you can’t even.
I’m so hung over and my work wants me to come in on my day off, I can’t even.
by Twodoves October 06, 2017
Get the I can’t even mug.

Evening Star

A sexual act in which both partners repeatedly spank each other on the ass until the red blotches resemble a star in the night sky. Usually resulting in welts.
Dick Scobee preformed an evening star on Christa McAuliffe during the launch of the Challenger.
by SilkySpunkMonster March 08, 2017
Get the Evening Star mug.

Don't Even Joke!

A phrase used to end a conversation about a worst case senario, either past, present or future.
Person A: Where were you last night?
Person B: Dunno can't remember...Got wasted...
Person A: I heard you pulled that really ugly lass...
Person B: Don't even joke!!!
by Missy99 January 18, 2006
Get the Don't Even Joke! mug.

I don't even

A phrase originating on the internet used to express complete and utter shock or not knowing what to say
Person 1 : OH MY GOD A CAT IS PULLING A WATERMELON OUT OF A SPACESHIP
You: OMG WHUT I DON'T EVEN
by QUIIIII October 21, 2009
Get the I don't even mug.