english horn

Member of the woodwind family. A double reed instrument. Is NOT a "big oboe". Pitched a fifth below the oboe, in F. In orchestral works, is usually used to convey "sad" emotions. Has a deeper, more mellow sound due to the rounded bell. Is not English, despite the name. It's actually French. This is from a mis-translation of its other name, "cor anglais", which means "angled horn" but can also mean "English horn".

That English horn solo made me cry.

by ducky August 9, 2004

English Bandit

Assholes foreigners obsessed with learning English who will accost you when you visit their country in order to show off their shitty English to their friends and improve their ability to get more "foreign friends" and satisfy their foreigner fetish to show how cool they are. (Anyone who has visited China, Japan, or Korea is generally familiar with the phenomena.)

Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?

by Justin P Wilson January 3, 2009

English Muffin Ass

When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.

That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!

by vegas8ball April 6, 2010

English Rose

A very pretty English girl who tends to wear little or no makeup, has pale rosy cheeks, natural hair and is well-spoken and ladylike.

The young Princess Diana (Lady Diana Spencer) was a typical English Rose.

by RingofKerry October 18, 2009

English Tea

The act of giving a man a handjob with the pinkie finger extended, as though drinking a cup of tea. Alternatively, performing fellatio whilst holding the man's penis in this manner. Drinking the results is optional but strongly suggested.

Dude, I walked in on my roommate the other day; his girlfriend was giving him the english tea.

by Vic 3B January 14, 2008

english speaku

It means that it is time to be serious and only speak English.

"Now, all English. All English speaku."

by expensiveglasses August 25, 2017

english hacker

One who hacks the English language to suite their own purposes. Typically involves the creation of new phrases and words as well as alternate definitions for existing words.

Urban Dictionary is like a gathering ground for english hackers.

by That Nick Guy October 29, 2005