eggplanter

Slang. One who plants eggplants. Also, eggplant planter. Often used as a shorthand to save writing the PLANT in planter. It is frowned upon to use eggplanter in a sentence; people may think you are dumb.

The eggplanter put bacon in the InSinkErator then went to plant his crop of eggplants.

Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.

eggplanter by NWfan February 27, 2011

Eggplancty 

Politics

You should watch more eggplancty to learn about the government

Eggplancty by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 January 22, 2021

Egg Plant Turd 

A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.

Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.

Egg Plant Turd by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

Eggplanting

Eggplanting is a sexual ritual. Eggplanting involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.

A: Hey man, haven't seen you in 3 years, what's up?
B: I was eggplanting with Jerome.
A: Sick.
B: Yea.

Eggplanting by Illios1 November 6, 2016

Eggplancy 

When you spell eggplancty incorrectly

Eggplancy is good.
*Eggplancty

Eggplancy by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 February 28, 2021

eggplanting

BDS&M term regarding the insertion of a finger or other object up a man's pee hole and jerks him off until he orgasms "internally."

Thank you for eggplanting me with such amazing precision and skill, Mistress Jenna!

eggplanting by Buck Dagby September 29, 2008

Eggplanting

When a guy is planting his sperm into a girl either willingly or unwillingly.

Guy: Im 'bout to start Eggplanting all inside of you!
Girl: Go ahead i want you to!

Eggplanting by KaliVali June 10, 2009