Erectile Dysfunction

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."
by poisonberries December 02, 2021
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erectile dysfunction

An erectile dysfunction is when you can’t make babys, which means your penis is useless for the making of a baby!
Hey babe.
Yes baby?
Do you wanna have a twosome.
sorry babe I have a erectile dysfunction!
I’m leaving you for a Penis that isn’t useless.
atleast I don’t have Vaginismus!that means your useless as well!
by forklol June 21, 2022
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Cyberets dysfunction

A person that has to constantly say everything on their mind on a blog in order to feel relevant even at a time when no one else is contributing to the said blog. Person is unable to hold themselves back like with Turrets syndrome they also may encounter a type of tic. Typically in the fingers or what they type with. An armless person who types with their feet may have tic in their toes.
Ward commented on a sports blog at:

Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?

Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..

Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!

Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!

Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!

Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!
by PureEvilOne February 04, 2011
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Electile dysfunction

When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.
I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."
by debash120754 October 31, 2020
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Electile Dysfunction

Dysfunctional (so-called) 'Representative Democracy' by Election, widespread in most countries.
It'll take the Tauranga more than a year to recover from its Electile Dysfunction of June 2022
by PartisanZ June 20, 2022
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Ereptile dysfunction

The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.
"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"
by BigethBoi September 01, 2020
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Ereptile dysfunction

1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.

2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.

3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus
A lizard that can't get its tail up.

Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.
by close2human December 20, 2014
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