One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan
by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022
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He is a perfect guy. Mostly short. He's funny and has anger issues. If you ever come across a dylan, stay with him, if you dont, your loss.
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He is short.
He is short.
by somekidthatyoudontknow January 22, 2022
Get the Dylan mug.A goofy nut job who has no idea when to stop being annoying, but even though he's annoying he still has some self control. He can become sad for no reason at some times, knows when to put his foot down and keeps you entertained pretty much 24/7.
Person 1: You see how annoying Dylan was the other day
Person 2: Yeah but you gotta admit hes pretty funny and entertaining
Person 1: yeah you're right!
Person 2: Yeah but you gotta admit hes pretty funny and entertaining
Person 1: yeah you're right!
by Bigbitchbarry March 5, 2022
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by Bee wit 8 e's July 10, 2009
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by Dylan Norman Maxedon December 7, 2017
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