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Dumpster Whale

The fat chick you have sex with after you break up with your hot girlfriend. The could be due to the need for sex or because you are drunk.
dude you totally hooked up with a dumpster whale last night
by Lurch50469 September 18, 2008
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Dumpster Muffin

A skanky woman who hangs out by and in dumpsters and gives oral, carnal, and anal sex to men passing by. Often in exchange for drugs or cigarettes.
That dumpster muffin outside the club last night had some hanging flank steak.
by Matt Qsack January 20, 2006
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Cum Dumpster

A Slut who takes in multiple men one after the other without washing the coochie first. A Ho, A freak My Wife.
by Demon Ray January 8, 2007
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dumpster dining

The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.
Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.
by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015
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Dumpster Slut

started from the site Dumpster Sluts and was an ironic name for a beautiful woman.
Woooahhh man she's a dumpster slut!
by fhmhunter May 2, 2006
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Dumpster Detention

Dumpster Detention was invented by a group of crime fighting Australian pioneers from the Sutherland Shire, who believed that any form of crime/misbehaviour/offensiveness should be punishable.

Dumpster Detention refers to the process of picking up an individual who has committed a minor crime/offense and placing them into a bin/dumpster. The individual is kept in said bin/dumpster for an amount of time appropriate to their crime/offence.
Guy 1: I disagree with your opinion. I believe that Edward from Twilight COULD kick Batman's backside.

Guy 2: That statement is offensive to myself, Batman and every being on this planet. I, therefore, decree that you shall be placed into Dumpster Detention till you see the error of your ways.

Guy 1: What is Dumps...Ack!

Guy 2: *picks up the offensive person and places them in the nearest trash receptacle*
by Australian Captain America. February 9, 2012
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monkey dumpster

The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.
Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
by msterls7 January 26, 2017
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