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The carpet matches the drapes

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.
Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?
by Old Coot April 19, 2018
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drape

To forcibly dance with an individual.
I got draped by that chick on the way to the bar.
by freshfish_7 March 9, 2011
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Draper Drunk

When you are so drunk that you have relations with a midget.
Last night, Billy was Draper drunk and he hooked up with that short girl Lindsey.
by TehOwnerer April 11, 2010
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throw the drapes

After climax, the giver rips the drapes (curtains) off the wall and throws them over the receiver to show he is finished. Perhaps seen as derogatory to the receiver.
Once I was finished I threw the drapes over her and left.
by steel_beak March 22, 2004
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Drape

To Drape= To hang. Originated from the word "drape" like drapes that hang on windows.
"Dude what are you doing today?"
"Not much, just draping."

or

"What are we doing today?"
"Wanna just drape at home?"
by livinitup22 December 6, 2009
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white face draped

When a guy cums all over a woman's face after a blow job.
Did you see that woman get white face draped at that party last night.
by thinking out loud September 9, 2009
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Beef Drapes

A pair of vaginal lips that hang PRECICELY 1 foot or lower from the snatch-must be 1 foot or longer to qualify as beef drapes; beeflike apperance/scent; stretch when pulled; flap on call; continue to sag with age.
"Yo gramma, hang dem beef drapes out to dry! they greasin up my floo!

"shut up or ill slap you with my beef drapes!'
by sweetlips April 4, 2005
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