Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.
Max: Hey, me too!
Sam: Sorry I asked.
Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.
Max: Hey, me too!
Sam: Sorry I asked.
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Get the do your curtains match your drapes mug.When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.
His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.
His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.
His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.
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Get the window draping mug.Someone whose hair looks like drapes. Their hair is usually really bad hair because it looks like drapes. It usually covers there eyes.
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Get the snake drapes mug.A pair of dirty n' dusty lamb leggings or aka pastrami drapes which in this case i refer to as "Dusty Drapes"
Hey girl better get started on that spring cleaning downstairs because you've got them there dusty drapes hanging low like a tired dogs face.
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