Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?
Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.
Max: Hey, me too!
Sam: Sorry I asked.
Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.
Max: Hey, me too!
Sam: Sorry I asked.
by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022
Get the Does the carpet match the drapes?mug. by bigtittieril June 7, 2016
Get the do your curtains match your drapesmug. Drapes refer to the extra skin on an uncirumcised penis. Most commonly used when a woman asks another woman if her date had drapes or no drapes the night before.
Drapes are more common outside of the U.S.
Drapes are more common outside of the U.S.
by atill March 18, 2024
Get the Drapesmug. by ghosttownn0 May 18, 2022
Get the drapemug. Cattle Drapes are a lot like "Beef Curtains" They're a name for the most heinous, tattered, frayed, stained, busted and discolored pussy lips in existence. If a woman has Cattle Drapes before she turns 65 she obviously is amazing in bed. Don't let the wreckage of her box fool you. Those Cattle Drapes separate, allow you in and then they rejoin themselves to each other around the shape of your cock. It's pretty amazing and can cause instant ejaculation if you're not used to the airtight seal the Drapes make around your cock whether thrusting forward or retracting, full shaft, sans the helmet, backed out of the meaty, visually baffling vagina, then slammed back in.
Most people love a nice set of Beef Curtains but it's the Cattle Drapes that fill you up and leave you fully satisfied.
You must be 18 to ride this face. C'mon teenyboppers, move along with your Cattle Drapes.
You must be 18 to ride this face. C'mon teenyboppers, move along with your Cattle Drapes.
by Miss. Behave & WayOutWestes August 29, 2023
Get the cattle drapesmug. by Alma Dixon June 2, 2018
Get the snake drapesmug. 