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Does the carpet match the drapes?

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.
by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022
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it means does the hair on your head match your pubes
*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"
by bigtittieril June 7, 2016
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nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.
His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.
by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014
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window draping

The act of draping oneself over an open window while completely naked.
"Hey man. Wanna go window draping tonight?
by RandomKid97 March 29, 2015
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Hair Drapes

Someone whose hair looks like drapes. Their hair is usually really bad hair because it looks like drapes. It usually covers there eyes.
Anthony close those hair drapes.
by JGLGLFEO May 29, 2018
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snake drapes

Dude this bitch I fucked last nite had some huge snake drapes
by Alma Dixon June 2, 2018
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dusty drapes

A pair of dirty n' dusty lamb leggings or aka pastrami drapes which in this case i refer to as "Dusty Drapes"
Hey girl better get started on that spring cleaning downstairs because you've got them there dusty drapes hanging low like a tired dogs face.
by izakbwalz October 10, 2017
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