collateral drainage

When a male urinates before aiming, presuming the urine will go in the toilet bowl, but it does not.

"Zed"

Hey Maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?

"Maynard"

Yeah. Sorry man, collateral drainage, I'll wipe it up.

by Gabe Boyce June 27, 2010

South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.

John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.

by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006

Draft Pick

The first choice you would make about something, like a first draft pick in fantasy football.

"But I'm in love with someone else, doesn't that bother you?" -girl

"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy

by MrZero August 25, 2010

Drainal

Verb

To empty one's anus of fluid, usually semen but occasionally rotten fruit or liquified kabanas and kranskies, using a simple straw or straw like apparatus through which liquid is carried away. Thus preventing unwanted anal bacteria.

When one withdraws their penis from the anus too late during anal intercourse, and ejaculates a load of manly-ness into shit town, then a straw is used to suck up any unwanted semen that may cause anal infestations. "Shit, I pulled out too late and came in your asshole. But that's cool, we'll just have to give you drainal. I'll get the straw."

Jack had to perform drainal when a broken kabana was withdrawn from his best friends asshole.

by Cold Roll September 15, 2010

draft

A tasty method of delivering beer.

Buck fitty draft, yo

by nicks October 7, 2003

drain the dragon

a slang expression for "urinate."

I've been drinking too much; I have to go drain the dragon.

by John Roshi October 4, 2003

Drain Plugged

To be so severely constipated and in desperate need of a bowel movement that multiple forms of treatments are used and repeated over and over to create the needed stool looseness to have an eventual release aka ass blast, assplosion.

Frank decided to join in and climb aboard the gluten free diet train. After several days, Frank realized the new diet, while gluten free, was largely starch based and low in protein and dietary fiber and he was desperately Drain Plugged. After seven consecutive enemas, he finally popped the squirt cork.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2014