documentia

a mental illness that exists in the business world where someone, usually a manager, falsely believes that documentation will not only solve all possible problems that may occur, but also produce employees with an identical skill set and complete knowledge on the subject documented.

John's documentia led him to believe that servers would never crash and websites would always be available, even though Isaac had never completed the proper documentation.

by Hans Blixx December 3, 2013

dorus

Dorus is a really lovely person.

I wanna be as lovely as dorus

by Scoebie November 6, 2019

DOTUS

Dogs Of The United States

German Shepards Major and Chance will become DOTUS in the White House when Joe Biden is President.

by acnyc November 8, 2020

boat docks

When a man's hairline recedes above his temples only.

When you look at a man from the top of his head and his hairline is shaped like an "M". The "boat docks" are the part of the hairline that is pulling away from the forehead.

by fnkymuzik November 12, 2013

Dofus

A flash-based MMO known for it's overpowered 'Eni' Class.

Boss: Fools, you can't touch this. I rock!
Sadida: God I can't beat this, it's too hax.
Xelor: I know, I can't do anything against it either.
Eni: I'll rock this, watch.
Boss: Mother fucker... Give me back my loot.
Eni: See? Just like that.
*jaws drop*
Both: How did he just do that?
Eni: That's Dofus.

by -Astarael- May 30, 2008

Duke of Douschebagery

The Duke is a guy who is the biggest dousche bag in the world and walks around being a dousche bag to everyone.

Hey here comes the Duke of Douschebagery.

by zb12 April 30, 2006

documents

What one calls sheets of tree pulp when wanting the information written on them to seem important.

Please look over these documents at your earliest convenience.

by ASPG February 28, 2009