diving into the red sea

An act completed to earn your "Red Wings".

Eating a girl out during her period. Or to perform cunnilingus during the end of the monthly menstrual cycle when menstrual flow is present.

by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

nose diving

gracefully dipping your nose into one's vagina

i went nose diving with spencer's mom last night

by spencer's dad September 25, 2005

Disingenuous

to profess ignorance while actually being in the know.

Paris Hilton expressed a disingenuous opinion about the business operations of Wal-Mart.
"Do they sell wall stuff?"

by Bill Bystedt December 7, 2003

dumpster dining

The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.

Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

diing

What should be the proper spelling of dying

While I was skiing I saw someone diing.

by IHeartWillSchatz November 9, 2007

rooster diving

Opposite to the male sport of "muff diving" it simply means "diving for Cock". It can be done by animals as well, when they are rooster diving to clean themselves. The sport is mostly played by females, who enjoy a good Rooster Dive; as well as fags who are into "man meat" in their mouths and can't get enough of it.

"Look at your dog! Hes Rooster Diving!"

"Wow, Suzy where did you get that wicked rash on your cheek?", "Ohh I was rooster diving all weekend!"

by AddyMacz September 21, 2006

distracted dining

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014