divorced teeth

a ugly somali boy who has seperated teeth

yacin:"look at that divorced teeth its a mabrouk"

by RYM_RAM January 4, 2017

Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"

"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"

by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020

divorce bag

A unique bag that every joint-custody kid owns, used to pack up your clothes and stuff to go by Dad’s house for the weekend.

“What’s that cool bag over there?”
“Oh, that’s just my divorce bag. My Dad bought it for me after my parents got divorced so I could pack my clothes to go by his house. Cool, right?”

by NZyeribop October 30, 2021

Divorce-a-versary

Anniversary of when you and your significant other (currently living together) were first divorced.

Mathew said, "Happy divorce-a-versary, Christine!"

by Laird Mayhew June 28, 2017

Workplace Divorce

When you resign and your workplace takes it so badly they obsess with punishing you forever and make it their mission to ruin you life.

Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.

My workplace divorce wasn’t mutual, they still think I can’t live without them and want half of everything!

by Between You & Me March 5, 2021

Divorce Shower

A celebration of freedom and independence when ending a marriage or long term relationship.

Me and the boys are throwing divorce showers all summer long.

by Buddhaenamored June 7, 2020

Divorce Diet

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.

She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.

by Tinydancerhereiam July 8, 2017