divorce bike

(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.

"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."

"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."

by Zack J. June 2, 2016

Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"

"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"

by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020

Divorce Shower

A celebration of freedom and independence when ending a marriage or long term relationship.

Me and the boys are throwing divorce showers all summer long.

by Buddhaenamored June 7, 2020

Divorced Old

The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.

Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.

by Clonkerino June 14, 2020

divorce-stifle

a divorced person who uses their divorce as an excuse to stay stagnant in life. Blames a divorce on all their unhappiness and miss-fortune.

to suppress, or have difficulty from moving beyond a divorce.

My mom is divorce-stifled and has not seemed happy for the last 25 years.

by Kate Jimenez November 15, 2011

Divorce vows

The vows the divorcing couple make to each other with hopes of a cordial post-marriage relationship. Awash in disillusion, not unlike with marriage vows, the couple untying the knot make promises of paying child support regularly, not switching weekends without notice, embracing new spouses, etc.

The divorce vows Rick and Cindy made to each other lasted about 3 months, approximately the same time as marriage vows last before disintegrating into reality.

by Grant Rampus February 7, 2021

Divorce Present

Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.

Check out my new car! It's my divorce present.

by Kitty kitty lol lol February 22, 2021