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Greeting Distance 

The optimum distance someone walking in the opposite direction should be before one smiles at them. If too far, there is an awkward few metres trying to avoid eye contact, if too close they may think you are shunning them. Get this right, and stage one of rapport building is complete.
Person 1: Mate, I had a massively awkward moment the other day...

Person 2: What happened?

Person 1: Well, I saw this girl I know at the other side of the park coming toward me; naturally I smiled and waved.

Person 2: So, what was the problem?

Person 1: Well, she smiled back, but we were still separated by a good fifty metres. I didn't want to keep eye contact because that would have looked weird, and I could hardly smile again; I just had to look at the floor for a little while... Was so awkward...

Person 2: Ah I see, classic example of not leaving an appropriate greeting distance.
Greeting Distance by JustCallMe_L November 5, 2012

Long Distance Shooting 

The cyber-sexual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via Skype.
Because he couldn't give Dolly a facial, Lloyd got her on Skype and did some long distance shooting.

dickhead distance

The additional distance you try to keep between your self and a dickhead.
There were some loud dickheads going down the escalator so I waited at the top for 30 seconds to gain some dickhead distance.

Long distance friendship 

A long distance friendship is where you have to trust and rely on your friend. You may not be with them all the time or see them 24/7 but you will always love and look out for them no matter what you go through. You may have ups and downs but this person will always accept you for being you.
Kylie and Jess had a long distance friendship as Kylie lives in the USA and Jess lives in the Uk.

Social Distance Masturbation 

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.
Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

antisocial distance 

In the time of corona, a distance between individuals of LESS THAN six feet. In all other times, the inverse.
In the fight against corona-19, introverts are finding it easy to keep a social distance, while extroverts who by definition prefer to keep an antisocial distance are finding these times more trying.
antisocial distance by xollock March 26, 2020