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Brain Processing Disorder

1. Also known as BPD for short.
2. A problem, where the brain becomes overloaded with information, and is unable to process things properly. The effects, things, such as speech, concentration, and learning.

So far, there is no known reason what causes it. It can happen to anyone, at any age. It is different for everyone, but usually not constant. It comes and goes.

A person, who has frequent BPD, almost always has trouble trying to explain something. They will struggle to get the information out. Their mind will go blank, due to what is known as Brain Fog.

Symptoms:
Lack in concentration.
Long pauses when trying to speak.
Mixing incorrect words, such as calling things by the wrong name.

Unable to think clearly.
May seem naive.

Possible Causes:
Stress.
Too much thinking.
Struggling with everyday stuff, such as saying everyday things, due to Brain Processing Disorder. Many things, that should be obvious, are not.

Sometimes, when people speak to you, you can not understand them, as if they were speaking another language.
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bipolar hatred disorder

Talking about how much you hate someone one day and then liking them the next day. Frequent in hormonal teenage girls. May or may not correlate with monthly period.
Dude, yesterday Ann was talking about how much she hates Will and wants to kill him. Now she's saying he's her number one guy friend.

She's got Bipolar Hatred Disorder.
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Dabbing Addiction Disorder

A disorder where a human is addicted to dabbing. Please stop dabbing. Please.

TIP: To know if you have the Dabbing Addiction Disorder, you must dab at least 222 times a day. Oh and the effect will stay for about four years;
*Person 1 dabs*
Person 2 : Oh gawd, dabbing is old
*Person 1 dabs 221 more times*
Person: You have the dabbing addiction disorder, you need help m8.
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Itunes Compulsive Disorder

An obsessive compulsive disorder that occurs while editing one's itunes. (making sure albums have cover pictures, artists tittles are correctly spelled, all words are punctually efficient). (itcd)
Greg: it just took me two hours to download all those jewel cds.

James: well it probably would have took less if you didn't search for the single album covers, i think you have itunes compulsive disorder.
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Dissociative Identity Disorder

DID is a complex and quite rare condition where more than one personality exists within you. You may in fact be unaware of this and usually other people will tell you of your other identities. Each identity within you has their own pattern of thinking and behaving, and this may be quite different from your own established patterns. In fact, each separate personality controls your behaviours and thoughts at the times they are present.

Dissociation is a mental process of disconnecting from your thoughts, feelings, memories or sense of identity.

The causes of DID are as complex as the condition, but mental health professionals agree that ongoing trauma in childhood is the leading contributor. The trauma causes the child to “disconnect” from what is happening to them during the times of extreme stress. Trauma can include repeated emotional, physical or sexual abuse that usually begins before a child is five years of age, and during that time there is no adult around who provides comfort or safety.

Children remain dissociated into their teens and adulthood. This can lead to other problems as they struggle to make sense of the world around them.

If you have DID, you may experience depression, mood swings, anxiety and panic attacks, suicidal thoughts and feelings, self-harm, headaches, hearing voices, sleep disorders, phobias, alcohol and drug abuse, obsessive-compulsive behaviour and various physical health problems.
Treatment for DID is based on your personal needs and aspirations. It can take time working with a specialist in DID care to make progress and help you achieve your goals, but you can achieve significant progress in taking control of your life.

Signs to look for (symptoms)
Things you may feel include:

Feeling disconnected from your emotions (emotionally numb).
Feeling detached from what is happening around you, like you are watching a movie of yourself.
Feeling as though the world is distorted or not real.

Having problems remembering things, and having gaps in your memory (losing time).
Sudden and unexpected shifts in mood, eg, feeling very sad for no reason.
Hearing voices, or smelling or seeing things that only you can see or smell.
Feeling as though there are different people inside you.
Referring to yourself as “we”.
Being unable to recognise yourself in a mirror.
Significant memory lapses such as forgetting important personal information.
Knowing about things you don’t remember learning, like driving.
Not recognising places or people that others think you should.
It’s often those nearest people experiencing DID who will see signs that the person they are currently talking to does not have the same personality and mannerisms that the person they were speaking to yesterday, or that morning, or even a few moments ago had.

Dissociative Identity Disorder is not to be confused with Multiple personality Disorder.

Temporary experienced at the ville (W)
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obsessive tumblr disorder

OTD: when someone loves tumblr so much they become addicted, delete their social life, live forever alone, eat a lot, and have more followers than friends.
Boy: Hey Lindsay, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry can't my Obsessive Tumblr Disorder says I'm not allowed to have social interactions outside of tumblr. :)
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Special Snowflake Disorder

Special Snowflake Disorder or SSD for short, is a disorder that happens when someone thinks they are more special than anyone else when in fact they are not special at all.
Person 1: I hate normal people.
Person 2: Sounds like you've got a case of Special Snowflake disorder, because you think you're special but you aren't!
Person 1: STOP YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME!
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