Dumbledoring

The act of ret-conning a character or historical figure as being homosexual (or some other sexuality) after the fact for the sake of being inclusive or feeing included with little regard for any evidence to the contrary.

Disney has recently ret-conned Donald Duck as being trans. I’m tired of all this Dumbledoring going on.

by Fishboi825 April 16, 2019

cheese dibbles

the most amazing cheese invention known to man (and the hole universe) it gets supsended then it dippaseers like an amazing bootie magician.

cheese dibbles are like sweatie mom jeans they taste good.

by MrHotsauce February 16, 2017

kissed her dimple

to kiss a girl in the special place between her legs

friend 1 :how far did you and Sharon go last night?
friend 2 :i kissed her dimple

by i.went.there. January 23, 2011

Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.

I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it

by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011

Dumblecunt

Basically a Harry Potter way of calling someone a dumb cunt. Dumbledore + Cunt

Lexi: Damn, Horry Frotter is so hot! I’m such a fan of the movie!

Taylor: It’s Harry Potter you dumblecunt!

by Vixenne May 30, 2018

beer dimples

The two dimples in the small of a woman's back. Especially prominent on Yoga chicks.

I was doing this yoga chick from behind whilst she was blowing my buddy. I put my beer down on one of her beer dimples for a moment and my buddy grabbed it and started drinking it!

by Dave traveling in Dallas September 29, 2013

dumblewhore

To be Harry Potter and allow yourself to be fornicated by your superior wizard once a week.

Man, you just got dumblewhored.

by Mattrickulated January 9, 2008