Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

Dick Cheese

Creamy, Disgusting ass shit on uncut guys. You a nasty ass nigga if you have it

Hey, Did you here what happened to Sheila? She went over to blow Anthony and got a mouth of dick cheese.

by The_Streets Inc. November 12, 2020

Blue Cheese Dick

Derogatory term for voluntary EMS provider.

Susan F is a Blue Cheese Dick after driving the ambulance to a routine standby.

by BXD BITCH September 15, 2019

Cheese dick

When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.

She gave me cheese dick

by Manuel Vargas September 21, 2018

DICK CHEESE

It's smegma,just smegma.

have you ever had a grilled dick cheese sandwich?

by The True Dark Lord March 20, 2019

Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.

Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.

by Masongottits January 13, 2021

Dick Cheney Cheese Pull

Pulling one’s own “string cheese” and simultaneously pretending to be Darth Vader while actually fucking over half the general population.

He was in a real Dick Cheney Cheese Pull getting us into that bullshit bar fight.

by Pastyclown May 1, 2025