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Delaney

a gay piece of shit that watches vines and looks a memes all day. She’s a lazy piece of shit who thinks she’s funny but really isn’t. jk
ugh, she’s such a Delaney.
by Frickenleave14 May 7, 2018
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delayed reaction

When someone makes a reaction that is delayed. Obviously. This happens by means of mental illness or just stupidity.
Dude1: Haha, you suck.
Dude2: (*smacks Dude1*)

((two minutes later))

Dude1: ...hey that hurt!
by Chelsie Strode November 11, 2004
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Dewayne

Biggest dick alive. He loves to eat alot, and often gets his dick sucked!!!
Wow i wish i can just hold dewayne penis
by daddddybabby October 3, 2018
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Delaney Cheyenne Granberry

Probably the most amazing girl alive. She's self conscious about some stuff, but she's still gorgeous, even in sweat pants and without makeup. A good friend, and probably an even better girlfriend. She has that "Granberry booty", and knows how to work that thing.
Person 1: Have you seen Delaney Cheyenne Granberry before?
Person 2: Yeah, she's a fox!
by Tampon ;) December 24, 2010
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delayed shatification

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.
George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.
by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016
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devayne

Devayne is an intelligent, smart and funny, cute person. He can be the best person that you've ever met. He doesn't know that he's famous because many people want to be like him and he's also a ladies man ; ) so get yourselves a Devayne
How does that guy always attract the girls
He must be a Devayne
by Janielloxox April 10, 2018
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delayed laugh

when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said
is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
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