derection

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.

Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!

by Emberlix February 19, 2005

defecant

Noun
Is a direct result of defecation. Not to be confused with dessicant, defecant is sometimes used during sex - scat. ITS SHIT!!!

"I just clogged your toilet with defecant." "This defecant taco is mighty tasty" "Mine pants are filled with defecant."

by Juanny Mendez July 30, 2006

facially defeated

Someone who gets hit by an ugly stick

"Look at that girl over there."
"Umm, dude, she is facially defeated."

by waronstring July 16, 2008

Urban Dejection

dejection faced by those whose words are continuously rejected by urbandictionary.com for the word the day

The rejection of my brain child, 'testickles', by the editors of urban dictionary gave me a strong case of urban dejection.

by ECGirls September 7, 2010

defecat0r

1) Anyone who does not follow the ways of NUTHAND is a filthy defecat0r.

2) Defecat0rs can range from any descent and age range.

You are a defecat0r, throw yourself at the mercy of NUTHAND and beg forgiveness.

by lg June 7, 2004

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

derection

The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction"

The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs

by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009