Skip to main content

Couch Dating

When you go to date someone who doesnt take you out anywhere except their couch, only to watch movies and play video games, etc. all while ordering delivery food.
I was just hoping for a romantic stroll through the park for a few dates but this guy is into nothing but couch dating! Its fun the first few times, but not all the time!
by MissKryssy October 11, 2010
mugGet the Couch Dating mug.

frontster diving

the act of brazenly sifting through bulk trash that suburban homeowners place in the front of their lawn a few days before the bulk trash collectors come to pick it up. Fronster diving takes place in broad daylight in front of everyone (even the homeowner), and is a common practice by artists who like to recycle. Frontster diving goodies usually include tables, grills, nightstands, wall units, chairs and other items that can easily be given new life.
"Hey, bulk trash day is Monday. Wanna go frontster diving with me this weekend? Last time I scored a set of TV trays, a mattress, and a lawn chair!"
mugGet the frontster diving mug.
Related Words

Free diving

Breath-hold diving. The practice of holding ones breath in an attempt to reach great depths or stay immersed for a long period of time. Professionals often can hold for close to 6 minutes if not actively moving.
Ever heard of free diving?

Look at that free diver!
by TwitchyFish August 2, 2008
mugGet the Free diving mug.

Dating Hoe

A male/female that likes a lot of people or dates a lot of people. In short periods of time. Specifically used in grades 6-8
Sally likes another boy? She is such a dating hoe.
by Hey_Guys September 8, 2014
mugGet the Dating Hoe mug.

Interracial dating

The act of dating a person who is not of your race.

ie;

A white man dating a black girl

A black man dating an asian girl

An indian girl dating a white man

Well you get the picture. Either way nazis hate it, and will fly off into a hilarious rant consisting of primitive grunting, if you even suggest you like someone outside of your race.
White Guy 1: Hey, that chick over there keeps looking over at me, i think im in there, man.

White Guy 2: Which chick?

White Guy 1: That cute black girl over there.

White Guy 2: Oh yeah, she is pretty hot, go for it dude.

Dumb Nazi: GRR ARRR HUHGRRRR INTERRACIAL DATING GHRRR BRRRUH WRRRRR RACE TRAITOR ARGGGG GRRRRRR BAAAAA KRRRRRR NIGGER LOVER RRRAAAAARRRRR!!!!!

White Guy 1: Ok, so im a "race traitor", i dont care, get over it. At least im getting checked out, i dont see any women looking at you, dickhead. Now excuse me, theres a cute black chick over there that wants my attention.

Dumb Nazi: *runs home crying to his mommy*
by Captain Pointychops June 29, 2009
mugGet the Interracial dating mug.

Dating Season

The optimum time of year to date (in the U.S.) begins Feb 15 (after Valentine's Day) and ends shortly before Thanksgiving. Starting a relationship close to February 14th can be awkward on Valentine's Day if you're not REALLY into that person (yet). Also, meeting family around Thanksgiving can prove to be more than a relationship can handle. Lastly, if you're playing the field around the holidays, buying multiple gifts for multiple partners can get very expensive. Plus, being multiple places at once is impossible.
Dude, don't get serious with that chick until Dating Season begins. It's too close to Valentine's Day for you to NOT make a big deal of it.

Dating Season is almost over! You better decide now if you're serious about seeing him because you know he's having his family in town over the holidays.

Come on man, Dating Season is almost over. Be with ONE girl or let 'em both go. You can't keep both of them happy if you're going to continue to be "too busy" during the holidays.

I gotta dump him. Dating Season is almost over and there's no way I can afford the girl's weekend in Vegas AND buy him a Christmas present.
by wordsmithologist February 18, 2011
mugGet the Dating Season mug.

diving for abalone

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.
This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.
by TheBigDefinition January 5, 2014
mugGet the diving for abalone mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email