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Fuck up the Donuts

To prevent coworkers from receiving a cheap incentive (often free donuts) proposed by their employer in exchange for being “accident free” for a prescribed period of time. Such miniscule incentives often inadvertently encourage employees not to report potentially serious injuries and not to visit doctors on the company’s dime, for fear of hostility of coworkers who have by now begun to value such incentives above each other’s well-being.
Guy 1: Ouch, I think I cut my hand. I’m going to have to report it to management.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!

Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!

Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
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Dunkin' Donuts

A slang term for weed.
I have a sweet Dunkin' Donuts connection.
by Skascoolerthanu August 19, 2007
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doin donuts

round shaped stools with big holes emitted from the anus after anal sex. I was doin donuts
Fuck man, I swear i was doin donuts outa me arse afta ya fucked me or at least a week.
by teddy bears July 14, 2006
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glazin´ donuts

amazing rockband from berlin, that merges elements of punk, hard rock, blues and rock`n´roll into an exciting style of music.
musical masterminds and founders are Gordi Stortion(guitar, background vocals/shouts) and Benni Cillin(vocals, guitar). currently lookin for a bass player and a female drummer.
well-known for their intensive and energetic live shows, the donuts attract hundreds of people every sold out gig.
"do you got the glazin´ donuts record?"
-"ya, bought it right after the show"
by Biff Young December 9, 2008
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Donekin Donuts

finished, done, in the bag, it's a deal, c' est fini.
Man #1: Let's meet at Effie's house.
Man #2: Donekin Donuts!
by Karl karcher January 6, 2009
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Gooey Donuts

Yesterday I stuffed my gooey donuts into my bf's mouth
by HardAF August 13, 2015
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shitty donuts

by Fuckingfuckfucker October 12, 2016
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