dpilf

disabled person i'd like to fuck

that girl in the wheelchair is dpilf

by Anonymous December 24, 2002

DILF

Acronym for Dog I'd Like to Fuck

There was a dog in the park what I wanted to fuck so bad. It was a real DILF.

by Edee October 30, 2006

DILF

Shortened phrase for "disc-golf" Commonly used among pro-dilfers and rec-dilfers alike.

I like dilf. Dilfing is fun.

by Pro-Dilfer June 14, 2016

DILF Steeze

Dressing like a DILF or Dad I Would Like to Fuck. The typical DILF Steeze attire usually includes, a long sleeve dress shirt with two to four buttons undone; a blazer or suit jacket over top of the dress shirt (optional); a pair of dark jeans, usually Rock & Republic or True Religion; loafer style dress shoes, usually black or brown; and occasionally a younger mans hair du that went out of style ten years ago. The DILF Steeze can usually be spotted at sporting events or business-casual functions.

Look at this big shooter rocking the DILF Steeze.

by BIG Shooter January 30, 2014

dilfie

A Dick selfie; so your girl knows what's up

Hey boy let me get a Dilfie

by Kelzwave November 25, 2015

Dilfag

A huge bellend

Hey Tim

Hey john

You know Henry he is a massive dilfag
I know right

by Bigcock169874563258843 September 29, 2017

dilfur

The practice of sniffing used dildos for pleasure.

Hide your dildos from Dalton and Levi there dilfurs!

by ALMISH D February 14, 2018