disastrophe

A situation or event which scores, in severity, between disaster and catastrophe on the problem scale.

When Maddy realised, after a night of crying about her latest failed relationship, that she had an important Physics test the following day, she declared the situation a disastrophe, and continued sobbing.

by gangstayo December 29, 2009

mattural disaster

A man made disaster as opposed to a natural disaster.

Did you see that Dodge truck cause a ten car pile up? What a mattural disaster!

by Ministry of Mattural Resources April 27, 2010

Dixie Disaster

Modern Day Hoee!!!!

Omg that Dixie Disaster is flirting with my boyfriend!
:O

by My stuff. June 12, 2008

disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

by eric January 4, 2005

disasterfuck

to defeat something/someone very badly.

Did you see De La Hoya last night? He disasterfucked Mayweather!

by anonymousb April 10, 2008

disasterbation

In an attempt to pleasure yourself, you end up hurting yourself. Not necessarily sexual.

After losing $80 in an all-night marathon of playing super poker for quarters instead of studying for the next day's test, you remark "I should really get to bed and stop this disasterbation."

by Tom V February 6, 2007

disasterific

n. When something goes so terribly wrong that it was actually pretty fun.

Last night was disasterific. We hit a deer on the highway, but it was pretty cool. I was so wasted. - Meredith

by Robert Akins April 13, 2005