Dipretard

The highest level of human stupidity. Found in many forms of complete ignorance.

Jon is a dipretard.

by The_realskiggy March 22, 2013

dipstick

Someone who got dropped on the head as a baby.

"Hey that Jonny is such a dipstick."

by Yegga Yegga September 13, 2017

DipStick

Something my Italian dad continuously says, thinking it to be an insult when in reality he sounds like a fat bald retard.

That's not how you do it, you DIPSTICK!!!!

by Lemontablet7 November 21, 2022

diseto

a person related to god

yo that guys a diseto

by omgronny.... October 16, 2023

hawthorne DiPietro

the most annoyingly funny, know it all, guy who ever figured out how to live life. He may seem like a cold hearted ass, but deep down he just wants love, and to be loved. he will show a suprising amount of care, but in the end all he needs is a smile.

oh my god hawthorne DiPietro, you cant say that in public!

by hawkdipietro April 8, 2015

dixy dipstick

a person that can't follow simple instructions, and constantly aggravates everyone they come in contact with

Dude 1: "bro there was a real dixy dipstick out in the parking lot this morning"
Dude 2: "what he do?"
Dude 1: "this guy took up four parking spaces for his shitty car."

by Zandigas November 19, 2017

checking the dipstick

When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.

Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.

by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017