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Redneck Diaper

A full roll of paper towels you pee into while driving.
(Verb)
"We're gonna have to redneck diaper this shit, or we'll be late."

(Noun)
"All I need is some coffee and a redneck diaper to last me a few hours"
by Nimbus May 27, 2016
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oral diaper

an oral diaper is a personal hygiene item.

It's main purpose is to catch the shit as it falls from ones face hole, To avoid said word vomit from hitting the floor or your $400 dollar outfit and also protects the user and the people the user is talking shit too from contracting verbal gastro.

It's become painfully obvious that migzys should ALLWAYS be legally required to wear one
My god boy! Put a oral diaper on, I just mopped
by NU77A November 7, 2017
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cock diaper

a condom you wear outside of intercourse to prevent cum or precum stains on your underwear/pants.
"Damn, if our cleaning lady keeps doing that I'll have to start wearing a cock diaper at work."
"My date was so hot I came in my pants. I wish I had a cock diaper that night!"
by azz_ May 14, 2013
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Diaper Virgin

A person that comes out of the womb potty trained. This person is usually so awesome that they give naked lap dances at parties. Although they came out with this amazing talent it also causes them to cum prematurely. So they often have bastard children running around, or even locked in cages.
-Do you know Michael Detweiler?
- Yeah his first born Quimby is at the Boulevard locked in a cage.

-Diaper Virgin.
by Pimp Master B June 2, 2011
mugGet the Diaper Virginmug.

diaper lover

People like me whom love te smell and feel of dipers.Hmmmm.
"I stole youby brother's diaper!"

"Your such a diper lover."
by John Perky May 13, 2005
mugGet the diaper lovermug.

Drunk Diaper

When one inserts an alcohol drenched tampon into their anus or vaginal cavity in order to induce prompt intoxication.
Bro, I am rolling 3 drunk diapers deep right now. Yeah bro...
by Tichael Mapp January 7, 2011
mugGet the Drunk Diapermug.

Meat Diaper

That absorbent sheet they put under grocery store meats (like ground beef and pork chops) to absorb raw meat juices in the package.
You must carefully separate your steaks from the meat diaper before marinating.
by Inventor's Daughter August 9, 2010
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