Delayfaroo

The food ordering apps Deliveroo always delay and so was being named Delayfaroo.

Jacky: our food order still not yet arrive?
Christi: no surprise, cause we are using Delayfaroo, next time use food panda la.

by Yi Bee July 11, 2021

Delayrium

- A delayed re-action condition caused by lack of sleep, busy doing shit, distracted, pissing round, fucking round, dicking round, hand on it or up it, playing God, brainless, vacant, forgetful, task less, clueless, doesn't give a monkey's or is just plain lost. Resulting in a person or persons who takes far longer periods of time than is normally expected to answer, reply, respond, pick up, drop off, arrive, leave, not even bother, or never.

Leading to... They are in total delayrium, those fudge packers said they would get back to me days ago about going to the shop to get their Tutus fitted.

by By Paulton P. Puddington Jnr. May 25, 2023

Delaps

A situation renters of tings like nice properties wish to ignore, and landlords hope they can gain a solution to that relieves them of their troubles.

Pav: Hey that shop owner has shut up and moved out. That gaff looks a state.

Aaron: Init. Damm bruv if he has not sorted his delaps, that brother is in trouble.
Pav: Totally his landlord gonna be on to him in no time.

by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

Delaps Legend

Surveyor or other person who helps tenants or people who rent properties get away without paying for repairs, decorating and more.

Mark: If you is not doing the delaps work, we is not paying a bean.
Pav: Thats only because we do not have the wonger. Come on this is not right.
Mark: What you gonna do... you can't make us pay, i am a delaps legend. You gotta be on something bruv.

by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023

jesperetic delay

the slight delay before an orgasm

<^_^> man my bf gives off long jesperetic delay lol

by bangc0ck August 21, 2006

executive delay

The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.

Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.

by pigfarmer April 2, 2009

stroke delay

When engaged in a threesome this is the time delay after one female's maturbation of the male penis ends and the other begins.

"They were both on their knees taking turns pumping my cock. When one would finish to give the other a turn, the stroke delay seemed like eternity."

"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."

by elementism November 20, 2009