fame delay

The late arrival for the more exclusive/popular (famous) guests.
The term is both used to excuse late arrivals and practised to appear more popular, exclusive, busy and sensational.
BEN: Dude we're so fucking late!
JOHN: That's alright Ben, you know... fame delay. Am I right?

OR

BEN: Come on, let's go!
JOHN: No way dude! Don't forget about fame delay. We should at least arrive one hour into the party.
BEN: Oh yeah right. We're so V.I.P.!
FIONA: Omg guys. Stop being such assholes.
by Longtimeman October 12, 2019
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delayed taste

When someone comes back and tells you something, usually a song you showed them is actually good.

-
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, have you listened to Sweet Victory?
Patrick: Yeah, but it's not really that good.

*two weeks later*

Patrick: Okay, it's a great song.
SpongeBob: I knew you'd have delayed taste.
by astroboto August 04, 2021
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Arthur Delay

The time between someone saying something idiotic and when someone criticizes you for it.
Arthur:So you get athletes foot from watching basketball right?

3 minutes later...

Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?

That was some bad arthur delay.
by Sir Arthur The Stupid March 12, 2011
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orgasm delay

making someone wait to cum. putting off an orgasm so it's more intense. similar to edging.
We tried orgasm delay, and it was so fucking intense, man!
by prettyprincessthecumslut July 03, 2023
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Pineapple Delay

When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.
Dude I pulled the Pineapple delay against Michelle last night.
by killerbee4747 March 07, 2016
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Doom Loop Delay

Doom Loop Delay (or DLD for short) is when a Doom Looper (someone who watches the same TV show over and over again) has been so entrenched in their Doom Loop, that they have become out of touch with current affairs & TV shows. Shows they haven't seen seem like they were released yesterday, although most non loopers have probably seen them already. There are varying degrees of DLD, from mild to severe.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Hey friend, have you seen "Making a Murderer"? Its this CRAZY TV documentary show!
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...

Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?

Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.

Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.
by Det. Lloyd Gross November 14, 2020
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smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.
e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."
by tropicalm October 18, 2017
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