A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.
"Could you believe Kelly was riding her bike in a cunt ruffle?"
"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
by Sibamos June 11, 2006
Get the Cunt Ruffle mug.traditionally an Australian expression,varying the tone when spoken these two words can take on many different meanings
1. To get attention.
"oi cunt!" Johnny shouted to his mate Screwy who was on the other end of the piss-trough
2. To get someones attention and direct it 2 somewhwere else.
"oi cunt.." Johnny wispered to Screwy, eye signalling in the direction of the chooney thats about to walk past the new high-tech-see-thru-glass piss trough
"oi cunt.." said Johnny pointing to his oblivious mate,Screwy, whose foot was now in the piss trough
3. To draw attention to the seriousness nature of a conversation and project authority. generally in a 'speaking down to them' manner, esp. used after been spoken down to yourslef
taxi driver: "ure still 30 cents short"
old racist man: "oi cunt..i used 2 break little peoples legs like yours bak in 'nam u fucken slopey
taxi driver: "go fuck yourself, fucken..ill fuck you up. wheres my fucken 30 cents?!?
Random cunt at the pub pointing to Robbo: "Whose this cunt?"
Robbo: "Oi cunt, call me a cunt again and ill fuck your arsetill my cock falls off
Random cunt at the pub: im sorry it wont happen again..
"oi cunt!" Johnny shouted to his mate Screwy who was on the other end of the piss-trough
2. To get someones attention and direct it 2 somewhwere else.
"oi cunt.." Johnny wispered to Screwy, eye signalling in the direction of the chooney thats about to walk past the new high-tech-see-thru-glass piss trough
"oi cunt.." said Johnny pointing to his oblivious mate,Screwy, whose foot was now in the piss trough
3. To draw attention to the seriousness nature of a conversation and project authority. generally in a 'speaking down to them' manner, esp. used after been spoken down to yourslef
taxi driver: "ure still 30 cents short"
old racist man: "oi cunt..i used 2 break little peoples legs like yours bak in 'nam u fucken slopey
taxi driver: "go fuck yourself, fucken..ill fuck you up. wheres my fucken 30 cents?!?
Random cunt at the pub pointing to Robbo: "Whose this cunt?"
Robbo: "Oi cunt, call me a cunt again and ill fuck your arsetill my cock falls off
Random cunt at the pub: im sorry it wont happen again..
by Max Kaye October 7, 2007
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(n.) A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina, assuming he had a vagina and was prone to acts of vaginal hygiene, and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
*VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Cock-jugglling thunder cunt is a very powerful term, and should only be used socially as a sort of coup-de-gras. See below example with this thing (*) by it. Asterisk, that's it.
*VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Cock-jugglling thunder cunt is a very powerful term, and should only be used socially as a sort of coup-de-gras. See below example with this thing (*) by it. Asterisk, that's it.
#1:
Eric: Can I have a blowjob?
Suzy: No.
Eric: (sighs) Can I please have a blowjob?
Suzy: Still no.
(Here Suzy represents a cock-juggling thunder cunt)
#2*:
Lawyer: Not only have a proven that although Mrs. Johnson was in Canada at the time of their slaying, that she is nonetheless responsible for the brutal deaths of her husband, children, nephew, lesbian lover and dog, but she is also (dramatic pause) a COCK-JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT! I rest my case.
Eric: Can I have a blowjob?
Suzy: No.
Eric: (sighs) Can I please have a blowjob?
Suzy: Still no.
(Here Suzy represents a cock-juggling thunder cunt)
#2*:
Lawyer: Not only have a proven that although Mrs. Johnson was in Canada at the time of their slaying, that she is nonetheless responsible for the brutal deaths of her husband, children, nephew, lesbian lover and dog, but she is also (dramatic pause) a COCK-JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT! I rest my case.
by Jason Kellerman September 11, 2008
Get the cock-juggling thunder cunt mug.(1) Brig fucks everything up, she's such a cunt cheez! (2) I went down on Shelly last night and she had cunt cheez dripping out!
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Get the Cuntainer mug.A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.
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