crust molester

One who makes pizza.

People at Pizza Hut are crust molester

by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010

Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.

Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

upper crust

Rich white people, old money of the highest echelon. Typically from the Northeast specifically NYC/Southern New England Region.

Although Tadd was aware the "self-proclaimed" socialites at the party, he knew they were not part of the true upper crust of the who-who's of society.

by worxofgod May 23, 2006

crust punk

dumpster dives, vegan, rolls their own cigarettes, may or may not have beards/moustaches, enjoy biking and hiking, peaceful, hate war, talented musically despite the general punk consensus, most have banjos, acoustics and/or ukuleles, dislike showering and being clean

-i scored these great mushrooms in the dumpster behind trader joes.
-sweet! now we can make our favorite vegetarian omelette woo
-we are so crust punk.

by dededededededdedede August 18, 2009

Crust Bunny

Combination of dust and crusty skin that gathers and congeals inside an overweight person's navel.

"You should have seen the crust bunny that I scooped out of my belly button last night!"

by Michael Gebhardt May 17, 2007

jizzer's crust

1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.

2. The son of god.

1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."

2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"

by Jizzers Crust June 21, 2006

coochi crust

pussy with all these nastyass crusty God-knows-what shit growing on it. Very unsanitary.

I think some of your coochi crust got on my penis.

by Rachel December 6, 2004