Cook

To flame someone beyond possible recovery

Our teacher really cooked us when she said she wouldn’t move the test

by Laugh Riot December 16, 2017

Oliver Cook

Oliver Cook is a good friend loyal, but stupid. He thinks hes funny, and has lots of friends. he likes COD but (hes not too good) An oliver , is usually very cool, but when a person is called oliver cook, sometimes that changes. his nicknames are: oillycock, and cooker(gets turned on my nobs)

i wish i was oliver cook,
yeh but he gets turned on by nobs

by Olivers Friends November 24, 2010

snab crooker

crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.

He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!

by councillor colin kemp February 16, 2005

Crooked D

When the shaft of one's penis is naturally tilted to one side or another.

I got that straight shaft, but homeboy over there is packin' that crooked D.

by Butta Monkey February 18, 2009

Crooked as a bag of snakes

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.

Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.

by NorbertO October 5, 2012

alex cook

Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.

National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".

by swimbozz69420 October 27, 2019

Crooked Minds

He who has a crooked mind finds no good, And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.

Crooked Minds is an awesome website, check it out @ www.crookedminds.com

by crookedminds June 16, 2009