conching

1. the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.

2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.

3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.

1. *blurgh* *munch, munch, munch, mmmmm* thats some good conching.

2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.

3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.

by bert and ernie July 25, 2006

concha tu madre

Spanish for Motherfuker.

Literally translates as "Your mother's sea shell".

Colloquially as translates as "Your mother's vagina".

One hundred percent translates as "motherfucker".

Upon being shot in the kidney Jon exclaimed:

"You've shot me in the kidney, ¡concha tu madre!".

by LaGambaDeLaFiesta July 11, 2011

clonch

n. the fleshy bridge that connects a man's anus to his balls. Unlike the taint, only a man can have a clonch.

I rode my bike all day and now my clonch hurts like a mofo.

by Matt JH July 21, 2008

conchatumadre

motherfucker in spanish second person

abrv. = CTM

Conchatumadre weon... eri marako.

by 100%chilneo July 2, 2009

conch

the bowl-shaped part of the ear, where soundwaves are bounced into the inner ear. Commonly pierced.

"I can't believe she stretched her conch piercing to 2 ga"

by Telefina February 9, 2004

clonch

1. of more than average size, quantity, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or class; big; great: a clonch house; a clonch number; in clonch measure; to a clonch extent.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.

1. That baby has a very clonch head; the forehead is very broad.

2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.

3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."

by brently d July 29, 2009

Chonch

Spanish slang for Camel Toe or female's crotch hump.
Wimpy, weak or chicken guy.
Also Pussy, Snatch, or Crotch

"Dang check out that chic's Chonch!"
"Dude your such a Chonch!"

by Jivetech December 10, 2007