La creta

A Dominican slang for the clitoris, or he kind of person who smells like smegma

Damn, he smells like La Creta

Hey look it’s La Creta

by It’s pedo not pedo December 7, 2017

coital jester

A professional joker employed by a royal personage, typically performing acts both comedic and sexual in nature.

ORIGIN Old English, of Germanic origin.

The coital jester's jaunty jig did delight the king to no end. "You have brought me joy, fool," he did say, "Come sit upon my cock!"

by Lil' Shammie August 29, 2013

Citationeer

Citationeers are the kind of people who cry out for citations every time their point is being attacked for no good reason other than to overwhelm their opponent with a burden of proof instead of researching the information themselves.

T: I think traps are gay

Smartie pants: Where’s your proof? I see none so I guess you’re just shitposting and need to gtfo. I need this much scientific evidence for me to believe your claim otherwise you’re retarded and a burden to the smart individuals like I.
T: shit l, we got ourselves a fellow citationeer.

by SirWav May 28, 2018

Clitarist

Ultra feminist/lesbian who plays shitty "I hate men" or "fuck you dad" folk music on an acoustic guitar.

Liz Phair is the hottest clitarist in the bunch.

by Orly Vazquez May 29, 2008

playing the clitar

When a female masturbates with one hand rubbing her clitoris, while holding the other hand out in a fist, resembling playing a guitar.

"I walked into her room and there she was, playing the clitar."

by Reo Omega May 13, 2007

citadel

(aka Shitadel, the beauty school, the beach resort) 1.A small beach resort school in south carolina where all the students who got denied from The Virginia Military Institute attend.

2. The easiest military school in the country.

3. Only military school to not have someone inportant have come from there other than a beauty queen(ex. West Point had Eisenhower, Patton,and Bradley; Naval Academy had Jimmy Carter; VMI had Marshall)

4. School that Miss USA 1994 (Lu Parker) attended.

-Do you know what is the biggest embarassment to the United States's list of military schools
-No what?
-The citadel
-Oh you mean the beach resort or the school
-Don't worry they are the same place

by bulldog10 September 17, 2008

Citarella

pure hate. Especially, hatred of Taxes, liberals, Bloomberg, poor people, God, taxes again, Hill-dog. Great believer in Social Darwinism.

Stalin really hated things, but not CITARELLA hated. That was too much for him.

by he who doesn't want to be named February 29, 2008