Kentucky Creamer

1 - A flask bottle of bourbon hidden among the sugar and cream packets which accompany a pot of coffee.
2 - The act of giving a "milk mustache" to a first cousin.

1 - "I never would have made it through that staff meeting without the Kentucky creamer."
2 - "I heard Darryl's hometown was so small, he gave his cousin a Kentucky creamer on prom night."

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by henchman24 May 5, 2011

Steveland Creamer

1.) The diarrhea one gets from drinking too much coffee.

2.) Flavoring ones coffee with diarrhea.

1.) I shouldn't have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, I got some bad Steveland Creamer.

2.) Tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of Steveland Creamer.

by TheMaimMan September 3, 2012

ass creamed

To defeat someone

My friend Cameron is being annoying, he's going to get his ass creamed.

by Topmomo1 January 29, 2019

creamer

The title given to a man when he prematurely ejaculates.

Arnold is a creamer.

by Jenn-ah August 4, 2006

Creamer

A guy who creams on his car. Said "creamer" usually lives in his parents' basement and thinks his overcompensating car will make up for his lack of genitals.

"John is a total creamer. If it weren't for the tailpipe on his car....He'ld never get laid!"

by Collin Sick March 14, 2008

creamed my pants

trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead

i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home

by Smallcreep July 14, 2014

Jew Creamed

A term that discribes the prosseses of super soakin that jewish hoe with some raunhy shit that is also discribed as cum

OMG i just got jew creamed

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009