Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

crappers!

When something doesn't go your way.

OH NO I DIED CRAPPERS!

by Xbmxer4li4eX April 1, 2011

Crapper

A word used usually used by prep kids to elminate the word "Shit" from their dictionary.

Jessica just broke a nail. "Oh CRAPPER!"

by captaincooties October 6, 2007

Crapper Splasher

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!

Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher

by champ031991 October 14, 2009