CRACIST

cracist (noun, /ˈkrāsɪst/)
1. A portmanteau of Canadian and racist, used to describe a person in Canada who perpetuates or denies systemic racism, often under a veneer of politeness or multicultural virtue.
2. A satirical term highlighting the contradiction between Canada’s image as a progressive, inclusive nation and the realities faced by racialized communities.

Side note: this word was invented by a Solana memecoin community. D2ZfQmqXGdDcivNsTUJnXJ1wbesT58g6Y1un8ZRYpump

After reading the headlines, Jamal quipped that the town council was full of cracists — grinning through policies that quietly displaced Indigenous families.

by Cracisttokensolana April 8, 2025

Cracist

Being prejudice towards a certain group of car owners

Dude Mikey you just got a Tesla, must be nice not being in the closet anymore. DONNY!! Don’t be a cracist, it’s not cool to hate on those Tesla faggots

by Craygar April 24, 2025

Crapital

Where a state has a capital that has a capital that no one cares about yet there’s another city, that everyone knows and is bigger, yet isn’t the capital.

1: yo we should go to Augusta ME
2:Nah bro Augusta is a Crapital, let’s go to Portland ME

by The Internet Rat March 21, 2026

crapestry

The rich tapestry of the crappy details of someone's experience battling mental health issues or trauma.

She had a horrific crapestry in her upbringing that still affects her behavior as an adult.

by Adelcrite December 9, 2025

The Crapitol

Ocala Florida's largest music venue located on the downtown square. Many bands from hardcore to emo genre's showcase there. Most of the time the prices are unreasonable. Many stupid slutty scene bitches go there and smoke cigarettes outside after they leave inside because they charge a re-entry fee of $2.00.

They also offer a once weekly bible study in the evening.

Joe: "Hey man, are you going to The Capitol tonight?"
Kevin: "I'm broke, I don't think I can."
Joe: "Yeah, the prices are kinda high, especially with that re-entry fee."
Kevin: "The Crapitol is lookin' to reem kids of their money in Ocala!"

Joe: "Are you going to The Capitol tonight? AYFAD is playing!"
Steve: "Really? Heck yeah I'm going!"
Joe: "Yeah that'll be sweet! There's always someone there with a Digital SLR taking pictures."
Steve: "Yeah maybe I can get in some pictures, I see that red head kid there with his Nikon D200, Speedlite, and a Tokina fisheye lens."

by th@t0nek1d August 21, 2008

Per Crapita

A measure of how many/much per unit or instance of crap.

Netflix's business model is a great example of pricing per crapita. They keep raising prices and have nothing but crap to watch.

by RickRickRIckRIckyRIckyRaccoon February 3, 2023

Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.

Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!

by Stoney69 January 9, 2021