cauliflower convention

when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little
Bones: *asks a stupid question*
me: oh yeah the cauliflower convention and uhhh it was ode fun
by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021
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Haig Convention

Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.
Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
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Another name for Church.

Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.
by Based papist December 25, 2023
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Gamer convention

A place where the once endangered and now extinct in wild gamers collect to discuss future plans involving place to combat their enemys: Mothers, tryhards and bots. It is considered a place of worship.
There is a Gamer convention, it is advised to stay clear of this sanctuary. If entered then proced with caution to bot scare of these mythical beasts.
by IKnowDude December 03, 2019
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Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.
Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"
by Kenipples November 01, 2014
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cock convention

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.
by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014
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Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.
Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.
by Dalphious Doppler May 31, 2011
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