Springfield Convent

An all girls school where the most holy girls go. They love spending time on their knees.....praying.

Wow the girl is so bad at netball she must be from Springfield Convent.

by Poespoespoespoes August 10, 2020

Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

cock convention

See brodeo, sausage fest, circle jerk

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

cauliflower convention

when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little

Bones: *asks a stupid question*
me: oh yeah the cauliflower convention and uhhh it was ode fun

by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021

screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.

In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

The Geneva Convention

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Geneva Convention

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

brat convention

Chuck E Cheese,Wal Mart ie. Squall Mart,public library, or anywhere small screaming children congragate.

Let's go to the library early,so we can avoid the Brat Convention, of screaming kids.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013