coner

Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle

Fucking coners screwed us over again.

by AnnoyedNavyNuke April 27, 2005

Tom Coburn

A stupid neo-con right wing republican who is homophobic and values the "life" of a microscopic goo over the life of a human (supports death penalty of course). He is also a FUNDAMENTALIST christian who would most likely support a theocracy in his backwards hick state of Oklahoma .

Coburn supporters: Tom Coburn stands for great Oklahoma values like discriminating against gay people, saving fetuses even though he might have steralized a girl once, and the death penalty. He also stands for great family values somehow (but don't ask why or how) ...

by I don't know November 7, 2004

Coner

The act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a massive boner.

Sonic carhop girl: "Here is your foot long chili cheese coney sir. Ummm sorry did i give you a boner?"
Guy: "Boner? Bitch this is a coner! You ugly as HELL! Now give me my coney and get to steppin' trick!"

by JiggaJace December 14, 2010

Conaresa

A emotion fusing love, confusion and shock.

Person 1: I saw Arin Hanson's big cartoon dick and i felt Conaresa.
Person 2: Oh yeah that's hella sick

by Carsons69 March 2, 2019

canure

Canned food that tastes like cow manure.
Canned asparagus and spinach often taste like this after a lengthy time on the shelf. Spinach looses most its vit C within 24 hours after harvest, so imagine the nutritive value of processed spinach sitting in a can for 6 months.

I grew up on school cafeteria food and the staple vegetable was "canure spinach".

by vegking August 25, 2007

concrastinating

the opposite of procrastinating, doing something ahead of time.

Tom - Hey man, what are you up to?

Tim - I'm concrastinating about Friday's project, didn't want to turn in it late.

by Dcarcher July 3, 2009

concrete native

A concrete native is a pure bred native. It is used as a comeback amongst natives and alaskan alike. It is a permanent native.

white person- " hey man did you see that mexican down at the brown jug?"

other white person-" oh no man, that wasn't a mexican, that was a concrete native!"

other example:

native- " hey quit camping with the pipe cracker"

kracker- " shut up you damn concrete native!"

by patcabby January 15, 2011