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Irish Continental Breakfast

Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.
Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast
by Heywood Jablomy July 26, 2016
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Continuities

In sociology, a continuity is a lingering attachment such as a couple who got a divorce but still have sex.
The continuities of their relationship makes me wonder why they ever broke up.
by AshCo May 14, 2014
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continuement

This describes a lifestyle for moving on and maximizing life to the fullest, beyond the age of fifty. It is a word that can be used in place of the word retirement, since the word retirement no longer describes the new mind shift in how people are carrying out their lifestyles after the age of fifty. To retire is to cease, to continue is to move on with no interruptions.
People after the age of fifty should live the continuement lifestyle.
by life terrific August 28, 2014
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conitnue

1.) To canoe and knit at the same time. Often an activity handsome young men named Liam partcipate in.
Girl #1: "Rachel, did you hear what Liam did this weekend? He conitnued."

Girl #2: "That's so rad. He's such a dreamy guy!"
by IHeartMyJacket September 25, 2010
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Continge

Verb. To plan ahead for likely future developments.
Spanish authorities have begun to continge in the Catalonia secession crisis
by Lownico October 9, 2017
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contingency

A state that begins with paradox-as-a-value (null point) and ends in gradualism (linear time).
Contingency naturalizes (processizes) as a meta-state (self-paradox), self-actualizes as a null value (paradox-as-a-point), and emerges as a phenomenon (linearism (curve)).
by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019
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Convinced

Hym "Well I'm convinced"

Iam "What? Convinced of what?"

Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."

Iam "What's your point?"

Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."

Iam "So..."

Hym "So, they've only left us one option."

Iam "Which is?"

Hym "The only thing they understand."

Iam "...Punishment?"

Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.

Iam "...They don't understand..."

Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2022
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