Courage Crew

A bunch of kids who have been brainwashed into thinking that they are "helping the community" by going to hardcore shows and attacking anybody they don't see as worthy of their liking. They are the reason that straight edge gets a bad rap nowadays. They use their edge-ness to regard themselves higher than anybody who doesn't claim the coming of age trend. The irony of this is that more than 25% of the claimers actually abuse some chemical substance.
Basically they're a bunch of hypocritical idiots who really have nothing better to do with their lives.

"Did you hear about all those kids with down syndrome who started a gang?"
"Courage Crew?"

by Murder.Death.Kill November 2, 2009

conlag

Short for "conversation lag". When you chat online, your message can sometimes come out after someone else's message, causing confusion.

1> I just got my new album!!!
2> my fish just died :(
1> AWESOME!
1> whoops, conlag :P

by Aupajo November 19, 2007

contagidiginosis

In the words of Heather Brewer, "Apparently, it eats away the lining of the stomach like acid and comes from cross-eyed antelopes in Africa" (Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Tenth Grade Bleeds).

I can't go to the dance tonight, I've got contagidiginosis.

by c-unit88 February 28, 2011

Drink of Courage

Refers to an alcoholic beverage, which allows one who consumes it to gain courage.

ie: Jodie takes an shot of vodkaDrink of Courage, before pursuing an girl he'd been watching all night

by BlakTigerNJ May 3, 2009

Convagulations

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)

"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"

by PettyRider April 24, 2010

congragimilations

I'm sorry that you failed your driver's test but you obviously didn't fucking deserve it.

Me: "Congragimilations, Hitler."
Hitler: "Ich bin sad."

by 2AWESOMEPEEPSWHOCAMEUPWITHTHIS October 4, 2012

Contragipate

To deliver a forceful blow to an enemies chin with ones scrotum.

It took my five years to track him down. All I had to go by was newspaper clippings and whiskey filled memories. When I found him he was in a cheap motel. Hell, the door was even unlocked. I walked in and saw him laying dead on the floor, face up. There was only one thing I could do. I dropped my pants, right there and then and contragipated him. The feelings of revenge and redemption were almost to overwhelming for me to go on. But later that night, in my own bed....I slept like a child.

by UnfoldingJonson January 6, 2015