Confucked

Confused and thinking what the fuck about something you don’t understand

“Can you teach me how to shit” - ur mom
._. *blank face* - you
“Why you look so confucked”- ur mom

by Dizzy_izzy_whores March 5, 2020

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when you get confused between the salt and pepper and fuck your brothers dad

“my therapist thinks i’m in sane because i told her about the confucked incident”

by anonymous April 10, 2022

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confuckled • confuckle • confucked • Confuckered • Confuckeried • Confuckermation • confuckery • confukled • Confunkled • confuckdercated

Cunfuckled

A state of confusion where one knows they are metaphorically fucked.

I have a chemistry test later and I don’t know the material.. I’m so cunfuckled

by Sabrinaaaa. June 7, 2022

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Confucked

Beyond fucking confused.

I am entirely confucked as to what is going on right now.

by Duckie45895 May 15, 2022

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The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.

by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022

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